OMG, You Won‘t Believe What‘s Happening: A Hilarious Class Reunion Extravaganza!387

Hey there, long-lost homies! Prepare yourselves for the most epic throwdown of the decade: our 20th Class Reunion Extravaganza Extortion! Okay, it may not be an extortion (yet), but it will be off the hook like a runaway kangaroo in a trampoline park.

When: Are you kidding? Obviously, it's the only time that works for everyone: Friday, August 25th, at 8 PM.

Where: The fabulous gymnasium of our cherished old high school. Yes, we're going back to the scene of the crime. I mean, the place where we learned absolutely nothing and spent most of our time crushing on the entire football team.

What to Expect: Well, let's see... Awkward encounters with that one person you've been avoiding for the past 20 years? Check. A giant dance party soundtracked by our resident DJ, who's probably still rocking those sweet frosted tips from the 80s? Check. Enough food and drinks to make us forget the time we put Mrs. Johnson's hamster in the microwave? Double check.

Dress Code: "Tragic Then, Timeless Now." No, really. We're going all-out with the 90s style. Think high-waisted mom jeans (or dad jeans, if you're a dude), oversized flannels, and at least three scrunchies in your hair. If you can't rock the 90s vibes, well, you might as well stay home and watch reruns of "Friends."

Tickets: To avoid any misunderstandings, we're going the GoFundMe route. Pay what you can, but remember, the higher the donation, the better the swag bag you'll get. Think exclusive reunion T-shirts with our cringeworthy yearbook photos on them or commemorative keychains that say "I Survived the Class of '03." Trust me, it's worth every penny (or lack thereof).

RSVP: Please, for the love of all that is holy, RSVP before August 1st. We need to know how much pizza and Jägermeister to order. And if you can't make it, don't be a no-show loser. We'll send you a photo album so you can feel all the FOMO from the comfort of your couch.

Now, go forth, spread the word, and prepare for the most epic reunion of all time. We can't wait to see you all there, looking fabulous, feeling nostalgic, and ready to party like it's 1999 (or 2023, whichever you prefer).

With love, laughter, and a whole lot of 90s nostalgia,

The Class of 2003 Reunion Committee

2024-11-07

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